1. “Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.”
2. “I feel comfortable using the word ‘literally’ in any context.”
3. “I feel like I’m wearing a diaper.”
4. “I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The turtleneck is the key to seduction.”
5. “Why male models?”
6. “There’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking.”
7. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
8. “Hansel, so hot right now.”
9. “The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
10. “But why male models?”
11. “This is a big boy job. You’re not gonna be able to handle it.”
12. “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
13. “I’m not an ambiturner.”
14. “I feel comfortable using the word ‘literally’ in any context.”
15. “I have to return some videotapes.”
16. “Is this a fashion statement?”
17. “What is this, a center for ants?”
18. “Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.”
19. “Blue Steel.”
20. “Magnum.”
21. “Ferrari.”
22. “Le Tigre.”
23. “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
24. “I feel like I’m wearing a diaper.”
25. “I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The turtleneck is the key to seduction.”
26. “Why male models?”
27. “There’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking.”
28. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
29. “Hansel, so hot right now.”
30. “The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
31. “But why male models?”
32. “This is a big boy job. You’re not gonna be able to handle it.”
33. “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
34. “I’m not an ambiturner.”
35. “I feel comfortable using the word ‘literally’ in any context.”
36. “I have to return some videotapes.”
37. “Is this a fashion statement?”
38. “What is this, a center for ants?”
39. “Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.”
40. “Blue Steel.”
41. “Magnum.”
42. “Ferrari.”
43. “Le Tigre.”
44. “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
45. “I feel like I’m wearing a diaper.”
46. “I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment. The turtleneck is the key to seduction.”
47. “Why male models?”
48. “There’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking.”
49. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”
50. “Hansel, so hot right now.”
51. “The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
52. “But why male models?”
53. “This is a big boy job. You’re not gonna be able to handle it.”
54. “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
55. “I’m not an ambiturner.”
56. “I feel comfortable using the word ‘literally’ in any context.”
57. “I have to return some videotapes.”
58. “Is this a fashion statement?”
59. “What is this, a center for ants?”
60. “Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.”
61. “