Very short funny quotes

1. The only thing that is constant is change.
2. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.
3. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
4. The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
5. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re taking yourself too seriously.
6. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
7. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
8. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
9. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
10. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

11. It’s not how much you have, but how much you enjoy that makes happiness.
12. The greatest gift you can give to others is the gift of your own happiness.
13. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
14. The only thing that is constant is change.
15. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

16. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
17. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
18. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
19. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
20. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

21. It’s not how much you have, but how much you enjoy that makes happiness.
22. The greatest gift you can give to others is the gift of your own happiness.
23. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
24. The only thing that is constant is change.
25. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

26. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
27. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
28. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
29. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
30. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

31. It’s not how much you have, but how much you enjoy that makes happiness.
32. The greatest gift you can give to others is the gift of your own happiness.
33. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
34. The only thing that is constant is change.
35. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

36. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
37. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
38. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
39. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
40. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

41. It’s not how much you have, but how much you enjoy that makes happiness.
42. The greatest gift you can give to others is the gift of your own happiness.
43. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
44. The only thing that is constant is change.
45. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

46. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
47. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
48. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
49. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
50. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

51. It’s not how much you have, but how much you enjoy that makes happiness.
52. The greatest gift you can give to others is the gift of your own happiness.
53. The best way to predict the future is to create it.
54. The only thing that is constant is change.
55. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.

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