Funny quotes

1. A day without laughter is a day wasted.
2. The only thing better than talking about your problems is not having any.
3. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
4. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re going to have a tough time laughing at anything.
5. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
6. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
7. It’s not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
8. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
9. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
10. The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
11. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
12. If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
13. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
14. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
15. Education is the key to unlock the door of opportunity.
16. Knowledge is power.
17. Imagination is the only limit.
18. A dream is a wish your heart makes.
19. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
20. Family is everything.
21. Love is patient, love is kind.
22. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
23. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone new.
24. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
25. If you can’t beat them, join them.
26. The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
27. It’s not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
28. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
29. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
30. The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
31. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
32. If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
33. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
34. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
35. Education is the key to unlock the door of opportunity.
36. Knowledge is power.
37. Imagination is the only limit.
38. A dream is a wish your heart makes.
39. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
40. Family is everything.
41. Love is patient, love is kind.
42. Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
43. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone new.
44. It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
45. If you can’t beat them, join them.
46. The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
47. It’s not about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
48. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.
49. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
50. The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
51. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
52. If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
53. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
54. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
55. Education is the key to unlock the door of opportunity.
56. Knowledge is power.
57. Imagination is the only limit.
58. A dream is a wish your heart makes.
59. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
60. Family is everything.
61. Love is patient, love is kind.
62. Laugh and the

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